could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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