We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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