You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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