Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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