Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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