I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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