I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
and she was petting her beer can
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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