So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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