i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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