You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Randomize
