dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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