Hey man sorry I got all grabby
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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