It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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