We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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