You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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