After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
