I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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