I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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