Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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