He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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