After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Of course I have a pirate flag
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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