awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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