i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
