Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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