How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Of course I have a pirate flag
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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