Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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