let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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