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She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
im on a boat
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