these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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