So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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