I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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