he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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