no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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