Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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