Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
