I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
did you just send me my own nude
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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