i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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