How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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