My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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