no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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