my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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