just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
not ubering you a puppy
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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