so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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