And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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