sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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