Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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