Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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