He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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