Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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