Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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