Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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