idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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