cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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